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Let the facts lie for themselves.

SpookSpeak. Cleared adj. 1. Officially granted entry to labeled info. 2. Sold at a low cost. 3. Removed as unwanted refuse. 4. All the above, more or less in that sequence.

The actual redaction is the declassification.

The first three assets a junior CIA ops officer will get killed ought to be thought-about a part of his or her on-the-job training. Any assets killed after that should count towards promotion.

I used to think dangerous issues only occurred to other people.

Then bad things happened to me.

So now I know unhealthy issues only happen to different folks.

The blackest site of all is the cranial cavity.

When I used to be a child, my father worked 16 hours a day to put food on the desk.

Eventually my mother satisfied him to purchase lighter food.

The world is your walk-in.

Every intelligence briefing is a catwalk of spies.

Secret 24913060. The exception grooves the rule.

I'm damned if I do, however solely darned if I don't.

The true Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility is your soul.

At CIA our job isn’t to be part of the primary line of defense against an enemy, it’s to be a part of that enemy’s first line of assault.

Secret 9.6.218. The title of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in entrance of it.

'Intelligence Sources & Methods Involved?' I didn't even know they have been relationship!

Is it that a variety of stuff seems to be like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary seems to be like a whole lot of stuff?

A CIA ops officer by no means makes use of an asset as a 'discard' to protect extra worthwhile assets. A rustic or two possibly, but by no means an asset.

SpookSpeak. Digress v. [Portmanteau of di- (twofold, double) + progress (to develop toward a extra superior state)] To be twice as informative and enlightening.

You can tell a lot about an individual by what they think you'll be able to inform a lot about an individual by.

Secret 31150. Either it's not worth worrying about, or it is value not worrying about.

You might be what you spot, assess, develop, recruit and handle.

Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.

Attended a menace administration course at State Department. What a waste of time. They spent the entire day speaking about prevention.

For years I assumed the saying was 'Keep your rear to the bottom.'

And truth be informed, it is at all times labored fairly nicely for me.

The more powerful the drug, the worse the drug violence … and but, the better the drug violence.

Whoever mentioned "The hand that holds a book can not hold a gun" by no means worked for CIA Tech Ops.

Individuals who do not need persons are the second luckiest individuals on the planet.

Application for CIA Employment, Question 1.19

Fill in the blank with the phrase or phrase that finest completes the next sentence, utilizing the alternatives offered below.

You could __ the change you wish to see in the world.

a. Be

b. Flee

c. Ski

d. Brie

e. Pee

f.

Properly executed, the brush go is a extremely effective means of covert communication. Improperly executed, it's even higher.

A good hamburger looks like somebody consuming a good hamburger.

It isn't drug abuse if you don't slap the medicine round or drive them to have sex with you.

A canine solely urinates on that which stands firm.

I do not endure fools gladly, I endure them orgasmically.

Secret 76913082. Probability that Van Morrison chose the song title ‘Brown Eyed Girl’ because he couldn’t remember her identify: not less than 66.7%.

If E = mc², this presumably explains all of the energetic fat individuals.

As long as there's an i in 'deity,' I really do not care how you spell 'workforce.'

When the people demand the reality, and people in energy reply with silence, why is it assumed that those in energy aren’t being truthful?

If you cannot recruit the asset you love, love the asset you recruit.

You do not drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to offer them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

To an analyst, 'laborious indicator' is not suggestive, it is the organ itself.

Every Special National Intelligence Estimate is a catwalk of spies.

Big secrets are little in comparison with little secrets and techniques.

In the core values assertion on the CIA web web page is the next declaration: "We seek and communicate the truth."

To which, as a CIA officer, I'd add that we leak, sneak, tweak, wreak, freak, pique and gleek the reality too.

"When you say 'nationwide safety,' are you referring to the security and protection of our nation, or to a national tradable asset comparable to a inventory, bond or futures contract?" she purred.

"... Yeah," I whispered, leaning nearer and softly touching her hand.

I'm well travelled, however badly arrived.

What's the sound of 1 hand clapping … your easy, agency, completely rounded buttocks?

If enough sh*t hits the fan blades, they're going to stop rotating.

In an reverse universe, the bar walks into you. - Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 3.Forty nine

SpookSpeak. Beclassify v. To classify data excessively or in an ostentatious manner.

America can't be the world's policeman? Damn. I was sort of hoping we might arrest and strip search Denmark.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; which signifies that, by definition, it was additionally the median of occasions.

Warning: Letting freedom ring at extreme decibel ranges could cause tinnitus.

I could not know the half of it, however I do know the √-1 of it.

Let your conscience be your slide.

Good contact reporting isn’t merely a record of the verbal statements made by an asset or developmental to the ops officer. It also consists of information about the subject’s facial expressions, body language, tone of voice, what kind of clothes they were wearing, what kind of underclothes they have been sporting (or whether they had been carrying any underclothes), what kind of strikes that they had in mattress, how noisy or quiet they have been, and whether they have any cute mates you possibly can introduce to the chief of station.

No hay "I" en "team", pero hay dos "yos" en "yo-yo".

When you’re a child playing sandlot baseball, you don’t know about salary caps and collective bargaining agreements and luxurious taxes; you just know about salary caps and collective bargaining agreements (and maybe a bit of about luxury taxes).

If less is more, how a lot is identical amount?

The famous quote "Until all are free, none are free" suggests a challenging, even unpleasant scenario. Until, that's, one analyzes this statement utilizing rules of logical argument.

First, we will express the sentence "Until all are free, none are free" within the form of a logical proposition:

"If it's not the case that each one persons are free, then it's the case that no persons are free."

Applying the logical contrapositive of this assertion, we have now:

"If it is not the case that no persons are free, then it is not not the case that each one people are free."

An unwieldy sentence to be sure. But using the idea of double negation, this statement becomes: "If at least one person is free, then all persons are free."

Clearly a happier, extra optimistic interpretation!

The train above is just one instance of how logic, when properly applied, can serve to clarify problems and assist suggest options. The reader is invited to use logic to research different famous statements - as an illustration the next:

If you are not not not part of the answer, you are not not not not part of the problem.

Actually, I'm Ok with less than extreme prejudice, as long as you terminate.

Let everybody sweep in front of his own door, and the entire world shall be dusty.

It was the same old dog and pony show: the ponies riding the dogs. - After briefing the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence

Before we get right into a pissing contest here, is the prize for top, amount, or drive per sq. meter?

An aphorism and its author aren't joined by a sprint, but separated by it.

When the industrial says "Ask your physician if you're wholesome sufficient for sexual activity," do they imply every time?

Saw a headline on the CIA web site: "The CIA World Factbook Is Changing."

Jokingly imagined dictators around the globe reading these phrases and trembling in worry.

Getting extra severe, proceeded to read the description of the coming modifications: new fonts, enhanced graphics, and a extra streamlined presentation.

Realized those dictators should probably flee their international locations immediately.

If character is what you do when no one’s watching, then since it’s never the case that no one’s watching, you due to this fact haven't any character.

Infallibility is one thing you roughly fall into.

If a statement begs a question, don't give it one. It's only going to use the question to get alcohol or medication.

Sometimes you have to extend a membrane course of for what you imagine in, even when it means extending that membrane process alone. - Motivational Quotes for Amoeboids

Can't we f*ck about something extra nice?

The last word false flag operation is the flag.

A talk with a baby is cheaper than therapy - though if that is your purpose for talking to children, it's best to most likely nonetheless get the therapy.

I don't know what "passing muster" is, but it surely actually would not sound like appropriate conduct for a government workplace.

The cleared renew their clearances every five years or so. The uncleared renew their clearances on daily basis.

You'll never know the way high you can soar until you climb contained in the cannon.

You had me at.

When Jesus told us to love each other, He by no means said we had to like it.

Come to think about it, when isn't it a good idea to go limp and play dead?

Life begins at deception.

Secret 52810131. Every slim flat platform used by fashion models to reveal clothing, equipment and/or slender flat platforms, is an intelligence briefing.

Secret 2.3.8. Eternity merely postpones the inevitable.

"Intelligence" is a contradiction in time period.

I’m not digressing - this briefing is about every thing.

In an reverse universe, first individuals state what it's they're demanding an apology for, and then that factor gets accomplished to them. - Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 379155722

My spouse informed me "I need you just like the desert needs the rain: once, possibly twice a yr, for no more than twenty minutes."

Within the extremely unlikely occasion he survived the drastic adjustments in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by roughly the 8th week of his ordeal the Incredible Shrinking Man, having grow to be smaller than an oxygen molecule, would definitely have died of asphyxiation.

In America we believe in second chances. We’ll chase after you and kick your ass once more.

It was 2:30 within the afternoon, below a cloudless summer time sky, when i felt the pulsating thump of the approaching choppers. Instinctively I looked up, figuring out whilst I did so that it could be useless. They always got here within the daytime, once they knew you couldn't see them. Would we ever learn the identity and function of the super secret authorities company behind the azure helicopters?

My phrase is my blonde.

Research shows that sex ends in well being benefits, provided you sleep with somebody who has the precise coverage plan.

The word "concern" isn't in my vocabulary. It was too scary so I took it out.

Nothing is more important to our nation's safety than well timed, accurate intelligence. But do not inform nothing that, or it's going to get a swelled head.

Forget wikiHow, I need wikiWhy.

She provided fierce resistance, however I politely declined. - Excerpt from ops report

Selected List of US Intelligence Classifications

(FOUO) For Official Use Only

(C) Confidential

(S) Secret

(TS) Top Secret

(SBU) Sensitive But Unclassified

(SBVU) Sensitive But Very Unclassified

(UBT) Unclassified But Ticklish

(ILBBNP) Into Light Bondage But No Pain

(P) Into Pain

(WNINTEL) Warning Notice - Intelligence Sources & Methods Involved

(WNNISOMIW) Warning Notice - No Intelligent Sources Or Methods Involved Whatsoever

(WNDNBFL) Warning Notice - Don't Brief Following Lunch

(NOFORN) Not Releasable To Foreign Nationals

(NOPORN) Not Pornography

(PORN) (See FOUO)

(TS-SCI) Top Secret - Sensitive Compartmented Information

(TS-ICI) Top Secret - Insensitive Compartmented Information

(TS-YCTASCISMSCASD) Top Secret - You Call That A Sensitive Compartment??? I’ve Seen More Sensitive Compartments At State Department!

(TS-MCETC) Top Secret - Mi Compartment Es Tu Compartment

(TS-FELO) Top Secret - For Executive Leaking Only

(W) Whatever

The cleared get clearder, and the uncleared get unclearder.

All intercourse is farewell sex.

Think twice earlier than you inform a lie. It'll enable you get your story straight.

Every congressional inquiry into a catwalk of spies is a catwalk of spies.

The fact that cleanliness is next to godliness does not imply cleanliness is keen to shake hands.

You by no means hear the phrase "Get a life" anymore.

I assume everyone received a life.

A giant-price range intelligence program isn’t cloaked in secrecy, it’s microkinied.

The alien that explodes from our chest cavity is us.

Actually, if you do not stand for something, you cannot fall for something.

You’d assume the lyrics to a music called "Ramblin' Man" could be longer than thirteen strains.

The very fact that you've got found 10,000 methods that won't work does not imply you have failed - especially if it's a time and materials contract.

To sell one's soul could also be madness, but not to learn the way a lot one could get for it's just plain dumb.

What you cannot rise above, you may yet seep underneath.

Secret 938187. The early parasite will get all people.

After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is coughing.

Secret 0.761. To be prepared for it is already the worst.

Classics of Modern Philosophy Repackaged

It may be proven mathematically that the central proposition underlying any philosophical paradigm has a corresponding romance novel cover.

... And sure, I'm working on the romance novel cowl for this proof even as we (passionately and breathlessly) converse.

Reality is the largest redaction mark of all.

Actions stutter louder than words.

Don't cry because it is over, smile since you secretly videotaped it.

In an opposite universe, the punches roll with you. - Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 9391622

Freedom isn't free. She desires at the very least 100 bucks and a few Ecstasy.

80% of the 80-20 rule is 20% of it.

I've finally realized I needn't try to be somebody I'm not. I'm someone I'm not already.

I don’t care what it says, I’m just completely happy understanding there’s an previous saying.

SpookSpeak. Beauty shot n. 1. (Modeling) A clear headshot of a runway mannequin with minimal emphasis on jewellery and hairstyle. 2. (Intelligence) A clear headshot of a runway mannequin with minimal blood spatter.

'Tis not the tempest we dread, however the water injury.

To copy: is this not already to paste?

It’s not necessarily mistaken to hold a grudge, so long as you refrain from heavy petting.

Familiarity breeds contempt? Gee, I by no means heard that idea before.

We are not slaves to historical past. History is now our CEO.

That there’s a time and a spot for every little thing on no account implies the two intersect.

I said I have a can-do angle. I did not say I've a do perspective.

I tried following my bliss, but it surely employed countersurveillance and got away.

It's solely a secret if somebody knows it. It's only unclassified if no one does.

The longer the limo, the shorter the trip.

Secret 45810161. We're all on our deathbed, however some of us are jumping up and down on the mattress.

No hurry - take all the time you will have.

... But I egress.

Time is a brush pass between a second and endlessly. And the key exchanged in that most covert of handoffs is … us.

Oh the HUMINTity!

While you stroll your last runway, and also you flip in your voucher, you'll study for whom you were really modeling.

Whenever God opens one safe vault, He robotically closes and locks all the others.

It's changing into increasingly clear that my plans do not include me.

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I've peace within. I killed, skinned and ate it.

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